Alabama minister found dead after autoerotic mishap
I almost don’t know how to comment on this. I mean seriously, what kind of freaky ass shit was this fool getting into? Not to mention he was ALONE!!! I could almost understand if he was in the company of another man/woman but why on this green earth would you put on TWO wet-suits, hog-tie yourself, and then proceed to choke yourself out?
Am I missing out? Do I need to begin experimenting more? Does massive amounts of rubber apparel somehow accentuate masturbation? I prefer water-based lube personally…
So anyways, check this crazy shit out!
An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church’s pastor for 16 years.
I would be amiss if I forgot to mention that there was “a dildo found in his anus covered with a condom”. WTF?!?!?!?! Why would you need a condom in such an event?
After reading more of the autopsy report, I’m not so sure I believe he was alone…
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