http://www.nothingproductive.com Random belligerence and such... Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:00:25 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So it appears the former Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael "Herpes" Vick had the hammer dropped on him. I guess the term is acceptable. I just hope he serves the whole sentence and doesn't end up getting off for "good behavior". In my opinion, "good behavior" (within the context of a prison) ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/micheal-vick-gets-23-months-for-being-an-asshat Check this dude out. How badly would this suck? An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A. Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty "roots" began growing out of ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/misc/dede-the-tree-man-might-be-cured So it appears a homeless man raped a woman while she was asleep. I'm not sure I understand how this happens. The article states that a women was raped in/on her vehicle near an interstate yet was still asleep when the police arrived. How does this happen? Did she drive while ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/woman-sleeps-through-rape So the star from A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" has evidently put his trust where it doesn't belong. Apparently his son Tucker has seen fit to completely fuck him over. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not necessarily agreeing with Dog and his apparently racist views, but damn, et tu ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/dog-caught-dropping-the-n-bomb Holy shit this is crazy!!! Look at how many people get torched... Seeing that makes me really angry. How cowardly can people possibly be? I understand that taking on a government with a full-on frontal attack probably isn't the easiest thing. Nor is waiting around for democracy to make everything "right" ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/bhutto-motorcade-pakistan-suicide-bomber-explosions As an avid Mixed-Martial Arts fan, I am deeply saddened by this news. It honestly doesn't come as a shock as this has ultimately come about due to the UFC's inability to land PRIDE heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko. Randy's fighting prowess was legendary. This is a sad day for MMA fans ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/randy-couture-retires-and-leaves-the-ufc I almost don't know how to comment on this. I mean seriously, what kind of freaky ass shit was this fool getting into? Not to mention he was ALONE!!! I could almost understand if he was in the company of another man/woman but why on this green earth would you ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/alabama-minister-found-dead-after-autoerotic-mishap Danny Bonaduce interrupts "Survivor" star Jonny Fairplay as he's introducing an award Tuesday night. Jonny does his signature monkey humping move (as seen in the "Survivor: Pearl Islands" opening) -- and things go downhill from there. Fairplay was taken to the hospital, and then to the dentist, where he underwent ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/bonaduce-slams-fairplay-during-award-show Just when you think the human race couldn't get any lower... I think this bitch should be forced to repeatedly watch a video-tape of her actions. Even then, you'd have to wonder if it would sink in. OUT OF THE GENE POOL! NOW!!! A 37-year-old prostitute from Saratoga Springs was arrested ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/saratogas-wendy-cook-up-for-mother-of-the-year So it looks like our favorite over-the-hill celebrity sex-pot has finally gone and fucked herself royally. From what I've gathered, she was driving her kid/kids around without a license and Kevin's lawyer went and tattled on her. With that said... how much is K-Fed worth now? L.A. County Superior Court Judge ... http://www.nothingproductive.com/news/britney-spears-loses-custody-of-kids-to-kevin-federline