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Micheal Vick gets 23 Months for being an Asshat

spacebass5000 — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:16:06 +0000

So it appears the former Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael “Herpes” Vick had the hammer dropped on him.

I guess the term is acceptable. I just hope he serves the whole sentence and doesn’t end up getting off for “good behavior”. In my opinion, “good behavior” (within the context of a prison) should be a given…

Let’s hope Mike is capable of devoting some of this time to some badly needed introspection. I mean seriously, what a fucking tool…

RICHMOND, Va. — Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison Monday for his role in a dogfighting conspiracy.

Dede the Tree-Man might be cured

spacebass5000 — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:25:53 +0000

Check this dude out. How badly would this suck?

An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty “roots” began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A.

Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty “roots” began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident. The welts spread across his body unchecked and soon he was left unable to carry out everyday household tasks.

But now an American dermatology expert who flew out to Dede’s home village south of the capital Jakarta claims to have identified his condition, and proposed a treatment that could transform his life.

After testing samples of the lesions and Dede’s blood, Dr Anthony Gaspari of the University of Maryland concluded that his affliction is caused by the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), a fairly common infection that usually causes small warts to develop on sufferers.

Technorati: Tree Man, Roots, Warts, Dede, Indonesian Fisherman, Vitamin A, Anthony Gaspari, Human Papilloma Virus, HPV, Immune System, Cutaneous Horns

Woman sleeps through rape?

spacebass5000 — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:46:23 +0000

So it appears a homeless man raped a woman while she was asleep. I’m not sure I understand how this happens. The article states that a women was raped in/on her vehicle near an interstate yet was still asleep when the police arrived.

How does this happen? Did she drive while asleep? Did she pull off the road and decide to knock out for a few? Did this homeless man attempt to cease a golden opportunity?

I’d love to know some of the finer details for this one…

A lawyer for the man accused of raping a University of Cincinnati student said the encounter could have been consensual because the woman has a history of sleepwalking.

Dexter Ford, 52, is charged with raping the 23-year-old woman early Thursday morning near Interstate 71 in Cincinnati.

Ford’s lawyer, Jeff Adams, said prosecutors told him the woman takes prescription medication and has a sleepwalking condition, a fact that will likely be the core part of Ford’s defense.

Turns out dude is HIV positive…

Dog the Bounty Hunter caught dropping the N-Bomb

spacebass5000 — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:28:34 +0000

So the star from A&E show “Dog the Bounty Hunter” has evidently put his trust where it doesn’t belong. Apparently his son Tucker has seen fit to completely fuck him over.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not necessarily agreeing with Dog and his apparently racist views, but damn, et tu Brute?

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In a shocking world exclusive The ENQUIRER has obtained tapes of two revolting phone conversations in which Duane “Dog” Chapman unleashes a filthy bigoted attack, littered with the N-word and other disgusting racial insults.

The star of the A&E reality show Dog, The Bounty Hunter directed his racist hatred at his son Tucker’s girlfriend Monique Shinnery, who is black.

I doubt Dog and his son will be on speaking terms anytime soon. I hope that pussy was worth it Tucker!

Bhutto Motorcade - Pakistan Suicide Bomber Explosions

spacebass5000 — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:11:26 +0000

Holy shit this is crazy!!! Look at how many people get torched…

Seeing that makes me really angry. How cowardly can people possibly be? I understand that taking on a government with a full-on frontal attack probably isn’t the easiest thing. Nor is waiting around for democracy to make everything “right” always the best way to obtain resolution for social injustices. But regardless, that’s just flat out WRONG…

I just don’t understand how one can feel accomplished, vindicated, or even remotely proud of/by the act of killing innocent civilians. Killing active combatants is one thing, but blindly murdering regular everyday types? Pretty weak Habib…

Anyways, check out the gruesome footage…

Technorati: Benazir Bhutto, Prime Minister, Motorcade, Karachi, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Al-Qaida, Taliban, Terrorists, Extremists, Muslims, Suicide Bomber, Explosion, Bombing, Civilians

Randy Couture retires and leaves the UFC

spacebass5000 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:57:48 +0000

As an avid Mixed-Martial Arts fan, I am deeply saddened by this news. It honestly doesn’t come as a shock as this has ultimately come about due to the UFC’s inability to land PRIDE heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko.

Randy’s fighting prowess was legendary. This is a sad day for MMA fans around the world. His presence in the sport will be greatly missed.

At the height of its power and popularity, the Ultimate Fighting Championship today lost the man many recognize as the face of mixed martial arts. UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture announced his resignation from the Las Vegas-based promotion, leaving two contracted fights, his job as an on-air analyst and his heavyweight crown on the table.

Alabama minister found dead after autoerotic mishap

spacebass5000 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:11:35 +0000

I almost don’t know how to comment on this. I mean seriously, what kind of freaky ass shit was this fool getting into? Not to mention he was ALONE!!! I could almost understand if he was in the company of another man/woman but why on this green earth would you put on TWO wet-suits, hog-tie yourself, and then proceed to choke yourself out?

Am I missing out? Do I need to begin experimenting more? Does massive amounts of rubber apparel somehow accentuate masturbation? I prefer water-based lube personally…

So anyways, check this crazy shit out!

An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church’s pastor for 16 years.

I would be amiss if I forgot to mention that there was “a dildo found in his anus covered with a condom”. WTF?!?!?!?! Why would you need a condom in such an event?

After reading more of the autopsy report, I’m not so sure I believe he was alone…

Bonaduce slams Fairplay during Award Show

spacebass5000 — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:38:15 +0000

Danny Bonaduce interrupts “Survivor” star Jonny Fairplay as he’s introducing an award Tuesday night. Jonny does his signature monkey humping move (as seen in the “Survivor: Pearl Islands” opening) — and things go downhill from there. Fairplay was taken to the hospital, and then to the dentist, where he underwent 2 1/2 hours of surgery. According to Fairplay, the body slam knocked one tooth out and moved three others and he now has to undergo multiple root canals.

Another angle: http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=6347

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I mean for fuck’s sake, you’ve GOT to know better than to do some stupid shit like that to Danny Bonaduce. If you check out the second angle of the event you’ll see Fairplay’s shoe bounce off. Too funny…

I imagine Fairplay will attempt to sue Bonaduce for the douche-baggery that he himself perpetrated. Evidently he’s filed a police report for the incident and Bonaduce now has battery charges pending. Something tells me Fairplay won’t get too far with this. At least I hope not. What a cocksucker…

When speaking with TMZ, Fairplay claimed that he was trying to give Bonaduce a “hug” and that it was a “nice thing”. Asked if he had any last words to say to Bonaduce, he replied: “You’re mean.”

Technorati: Danny Bonaduce, Jonny Fairplay, Survivor, Pearl Islands, Fox Reality Awards, Slam, Monkey Hump, Teeth, Root Canal, Asshat, Douche-Bag

Saratoga’s Wendy Cook up for Mother of the Year

spacebass5000 — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:42:21 +0000

Just when you think the human race couldn’t get any lower… I think this bitch should be forced to repeatedly watch a video-tape of her actions. Even then, you’d have to wonder if it would sink in.

OUT OF THE GENE POOL! NOW!!!

A 37-year-old prostitute from Saratoga Springs was arrested by Schenectady police Monday morning after a sting operation and subsequent investigation found that the woman performed sexual acts and consumed drugs in front of her children.

Wendy Cook of 332 Caroline Street was arrested for prostitution after offering to perform sex on an undercover police officer for money Monday, said Schenectady police.

After arresting her, detectives learned that Cook’s two children had been left with friends in a car nearby. Shortly thereafter, police found Cook’s five-year-old daughter and eight-week-old son in Cook’s car with two adults.

As detectives continued their investigation, they learned that Cook had been out all night smoking crack and snorting cocaine while in the company of her children.

Cook performed oral sex on at least two johns early Monday morning while her children were awake with her in the car’s back seat.

Additionally, Cook snorted cocaine off her eight-week-old son’s stomach while breastfeeding him.

Britney Spears loses custody of kids to Kevin Federline

spacebass5000 — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:37:08 +0000

So it looks like our favorite over-the-hill celebrity sex-pot has finally gone and fucked herself royally. From what I’ve gathered, she was driving her kid/kids around without a license and Kevin’s lawyer went and tattled on her.

With that said… how much is K-Fed worth now?

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”